Top Ten Reasons Climate Change is a Hoax

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By Elmer Beauregard

The Senate voted this week on whether Climate Change is real or a hoax, I think it’s a hoax and here’s why.

I’m sure you’ve heard in the news that 2014 was supposed to be the hottest year ever. If it actually was “hottest year ever” you’d think all the terrible calamities that are supposed to happen would be happening now but instead the opposite is happening.

1. Record Ice

In 2014 there was record sea ice in Antarctica  in fact a global warming expedition got stuck in it. Arctic sea ice has also made a nice comeback in 2014. The Great lakes had record ice Lake Superior only had 3 ice free months in 2014. You’d think that in the hottest year ever that ice would be melting like Al Gore said.

2. Record Snow

2014 saw record snowfall in many areas, remember when they said that global warming would cause snow to disappear and children won’t know what snow is.

3. Record Cold

In 2014 we saw all kinds of cold records remember the Polar Vortex? You’d think that we’d be breaking all kinds of heat records in “the hottest year ever”

4. Oceans Are Rising Much Less Than Predicted

Al Gore predicted that oceans would rise 20 feet by 2100, it looks like were on track for about a foot. 80% of the tide gauges show less rise than the official “global average”. Many tide gauges show no rise in sea level, and almost none show any acceleration over the past 20 years.

5. Polar Bears Are Thriving

You’d think that Polar Bears would really be in trouble in 2014 “the hottest year ever” but they are thriving.

6. Moose Are Making A Comeback

A few years ago the moose population in Minnesota dropped rapidly and they immediately blamed global warming, then they did a study and found out it was actually wolves that were killing the moose. Wolves have been taken off the endangered species list and are now endangering other species so they opened a wolf hunting season in Minnesota and the moose are coming back. It turns out it had nothing to do with global warming in fact the years when the moose population declined were some very cold ones.

7. 99% of Scientists don’t believe in Catastrophic Man-Made Global Warming

You’ve probably heard over and over that 99% of scientist believe in global warming well the opposite is true. That talking point came from a study where only 75 scientists said they believe in global warming on the other hand over 31,000 scientists have signed a petition saying they don’t believe in Catastrophic Man-Made Global Warming.

8. Nature produces much more CO2 than man

In 2014 NASA finally launched a satellite that measures CO2 levels around the globe. They assumed that most of the CO2 would be coming from the industrialized northern hemisphere but much to their surprise it was coming from the rainforests in South America, Africa and China.

9. It Isn’t Actually the Warmest Year.

If you look at the satellite data 2014 was not the warmest year ever in fact there has been no global warming for over 18 years. The Reason they can say it’s the warmest year is because they are using the ground weather station data which is heavily influenced by the Urban Heat Island effect, many of which are near pavement. Even still they had to cherry pick that data to get at the warmest year ever and it is only the warmest by only two-100ths of a degree within a dataset that has a variability of a half of a degree. The fact they they had to ignore accurate data and fudge sketchy data to push their agenda proves (IMHO) that climate change is a hoax.

10. The Hypocrisy of the Main Players

One of the main reasons you can tell that global warming is a hoax is that the main purveyors of global warming live lifestyles opposite of what they preach, they all own multiple large homes and yachts and they fly around the world in private jets pushing their propaganda. Not to mention some people such as Al Gore actually profit from Carbon Taxes and other green energy laws. If they actually believed what they preached they would be leading quite different lives.

  • dannyjoelamaster

    Man made. Maybe, maybe not. Buts happening.

    • Rick Kooi

      Do me a big one, scroll down 2 and read the LONG comment…and give me a comment or two ! ! !

      Sorry, I honestly tried to make it shorter….but all my words got in the way !

      try to get thru it.

  • Leonard Stein

    Global warming is not a separate entity, nor uis Climate change. Furthermore these are not well defined subjects, they are vague. However, they are just results of what is happening to our planet – Global Pollution. Wakeup assholes!

  • Dudley Dooright

    If we were worried about tornadoes we’d have a tornado shelter (many Midwesterners do). If we were worried about hurricanes we’d have hurricane shutters and more. Many do. If we were worried about fire we’d have alarms and sprinklers (many do). But nobody does anything (personally) to reduced their energy usage(in fact they increase it every day) So nobody can say they are really worried about it. Actions speak much louder than words (or politics)

  • Zane murasko

    even if its fake (which it is not) we should become greener. and if we do keep burning our resorses we will have no more resorses

  • Zane murasko

    well why are poler bear an endangered animal if the are “Thriving”

    • Stan Kulp

      they are listed as threatened, not endangered. But don’t research anything, your feelings are enough

  • Zane murasko

    y’all not smart if you baleve this artical

  • Zane murasko

    satellites are out side the ozone layer which means they have a different temp than the ground temp which is the correct temp and every where around the world the temp has risen even out side the Urban Heat Island effect.

  • Stan Kulp

    lame. The biggest reason the human-induced warming religion is a lie is that they can only rely on carbon dioxide and it doesn’t do what they say it does. Infrared radiation passes through carbon dioxide without any problems except for the frequencies of 2.7, 4.3, and 15.0 micrometers. These are the few frequencies that will cause a molecule of carbon dioxide to vibrate and therefore be absorbed. And IF all the carbon dioxide were taken out of the atmosphere, none of these frequencies would escape into space anyway because of other gases blocking, absorbing, refracting, reflecting them. So it is NOT the case that more carbon dioxide means more heat. And this can be verified by the Ice Core Data that clearly shows that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide always FOLLOW an increase in temperature.

  • Rastafarian

    And this article is only a partial list. Tampered data, exposed conspiracies to lie, peer pressure to silence those who don’t join the AGW religion, etc.

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  • Soren Axelson

    this is really good 🙂 . When i look up why it’s real these idiots can only come up with “well it got a bit warmer from 2009 to 2010”

  • Biologyteacher100

    Kind of silly post that misrepresents and ignores science.

  • Dean Roach

    Here’s the real question. No one including and especially Al Gore can say with absolute certainty that these weather patterns have never happened before.
    But a Democrat like al bore needs a crisis so he can have a platform in order to save the world.
    If mr bore really believed the bull he’s spreading why is he still riding around in a private jet telling everyone else about their carbon footprint.
    Global Warming is the biggest bunch of garbage leveled against whilte America in quite some time.

  • Greg Christensen

    Al Gore Meets The Earth’s Core … and dies.

  • R. Kooi

    This Inter Glacial Warm Period PEAKED in temperatures about 7000 years ago.
    Temps have been FALLING since then, as we descend into the next ICE AGE.
    Much of the last 1000 years are CALLED the LITTLE ICE AGE…because of the FALLING Temps.
    Those Falling Temps ended around 1750ish…even thought Milankovitch Cycles causing Ice Ages have continue to this day.

    LOOK:
    http://www.realclimate.org/images//Marcott.png

    “1799
    Alexander von Humboldt…POSTULATED Human activities-induced Climate Change,
    while on a research mission to South America.
    “The Father of Climate Science.”

    “1811…
    The first scientific connection to global warming dates from 1811
    when the physicist and astronomer Simeon Denis Poisson postulated
    that atmospheric pollution led to increased temperatures resulting in climate changes.
    .
    1827…
    Many scientists had completed dozens of lectures/discussions on this issue.

    1824 ….
    Joseph Fourier calculates that the Earth would be FAR COLDER if it lacked an atmosphere.

    1859
    Tyndall discovers that atmospheric gases block infrared radiation.
    .
    He suggests that changes in the concentration of these gases would bring “climate change”.
    .
    1896
    Arrhenius publishes first calculation of global warming from human emissions of CO2, LEADING to “CLIMATE CHANGES”.

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