Global Warming Ate My Homework: 100 Things Blamed on Global Warming

dog-ate-my-homeworkBy Katie Brown

Late for a party? Miss a meeting? Forget to pay your rent? Blame climate change; everyone else is doing it. From an increase in severe acne to all societal collapses since the beginning of time, just about everything gone wrong in the world today can be attributed to climate change. Here’s a list of 100 storylines blaming climate change as the problem.

1. The deaths of Aspen trees in the West
2. Incredible shrinking sheep
3. Caribbean coral deaths
4. Eskimos forced to leave their village
5. Disappearing lake in Chile
6. Early heat wave in Vietnam
7. Malaria and water-borne diseases in Africa
8. Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
9. Break in the Arctic Ice Shelf
10. Monsoons in India
11. Birds laying their eggs early
12. 160,000 deaths a year
13. 315,000 deaths a year
14. 300,000 deaths a year
15. Decline in snowpack in the West
16. Deaths of walruses in Alaska
17. Hunger in Nepal
18. The appearance of oxygen-starved dead zones in the oceans
19. Surge in fatal shark attacks
20. Increasing number of typhoid cases in the Philippines
21. Boy Scout tornado deaths
22. Rise in asthma and hayfever
23. Duller fall foliage in 2007

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10 Responses to Global Warming Ate My Homework: 100 Things Blamed on Global Warming

  1. Paul Wenum November 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm #

    Went deer hunting and was 48 degrees and darn it, I got that darn flu they keep talking about. It’s that damn climate change! At least that’s what I read every day so they must be right? Right?

  2. Neil F. AGWD/BSD November 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    I don’t believe in AGW because of global warming!!!!!

  3. Paul Wenum November 23, 2009 at 10:21 pm #

    Remember, a blind squirrel can always find an acorn. Oh yeah, forgot, only due to global warming. They can smell them better hot.

  4. Jazzer November 24, 2009 at 10:00 pm #

    Yeah, I would laugh at this if it wasn’t so serious.

    I kicked my little toe this morning and my 5 year old kid said the same thing – ‘Blame it on the climate change Dad!” WTF?! Where did he learn that?!

    • Neil F. AGWD/BSD November 25, 2009 at 12:15 am #

      It is serious, but I got a good laugh out of that one anyway. Thanks.

  5. Neil F. AGWD/BSD November 25, 2009 at 12:14 am #

    This one takes the cake I think.

  6. Mikey November 26, 2009 at 9:59 am #

    When you need some more hysterics, there’s a more exhaustive of things caused by global warming maintained at:

  7. paul wenum November 29, 2009 at 1:12 am #

    At least we can laugh once in awhile! I needed that after two days in the woods!

  8. tinytwig November 29, 2009 at 4:32 am #

    For Paul…you didn’t get sick because of the climate change; you got sick because of the incessant spraying to control US, non other than Chemtrails. Where I live, they sprayed for over a week, layer upon layer, upon layer. Nothing but clouds for well over a week. Then on Saturday, the sun came out, and they were up there spraying AGAIN! It’s a load of crap. My son also got sick and so did I. It’s mean to make us sick…as it contains Sulfur Dioxide, Aluminum crystals and Barium. These are just three of the chemicals. The aluminum crystals do accumulate in the lungs, the sulfur dioxide shrinks the veins in the brain, and the Barium causes severe digestive disorders.

    Give this a listen, from Australia. It’s an interview with Lord Munckton.

  9. paul wenum November 29, 2009 at 10:41 pm #

    Tinytwig, I’m sulfur allergic. It must have been Al Gore’s global warming that caused it? At least that’s what they seem to tell me. By the way, I got my two deer and darn it, they both had “Depends” on so that they would not contribute to Global Warming. Every try to field dress a deer with Depends??? I guess it Depends on how you dress or “undress it.” Later.

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